Here's a Bill Clinton, Bill Clinton steps out onto the white house lawn in the dead of winter. Right in front of him, he sees "the president must die" written in urine across the snow. Well, old Bill is pretty pissed off. He storms into his security HQ. and yells "Somebody wrote a death threat in the front damn lawn! And they wrote it in urine! Son-of-a-bitch must have been standing right on the front damn porch! Where were you guys!?" The security guys stay silen and stare ashamedly at the floor. Bill hollers "well damit, dont just sit there! Get out and FIND OUT WHO DID IT!!! I want an answer, and I want it TONIGHT!!!!" The entire staff jump up and race for the exits. Later that evening, his chief security guard approaches him and says, "Well Mr.President, we have some bad news and some really bad news. Which do you want first?" Clinton says "Oh hell, gimme the bad news." "Well" the officer says "we took a sample of the urine and it belonged to Al Gore." Clinton says "Oh my god... I feel so... so... betrayed. My own vice president. Damn! Now lets hear the really bad news" The officer replies "Well, it's Hillarys handwriting."